my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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