well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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