the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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