oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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