hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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