i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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