What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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