The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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