It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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