Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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