if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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