Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
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