Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
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