is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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