it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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