My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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