Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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