Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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