She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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