i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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