Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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