Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
bring money and cleavage
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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