I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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