so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Do plants get herpes?
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