I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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