Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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