id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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