There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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