Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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