As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Pants 0. Shit 1.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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