I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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