great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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