I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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