Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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