Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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