I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
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