you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
I've blown a few things in my day
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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