How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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