she was so not down for the gang bang
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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