so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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