Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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