i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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