reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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