dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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