okay pat passed out under dana's car
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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