Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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