ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I would fuck him just for his dog
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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