If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
The air taste purple.
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