idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
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