My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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